Hi! I'm super sorry to text out of the blue you like this, but I'm super angry and this keeps me from smashing something. Can you tell Amos that I don't care how helpful he is, he can't just show up, scream at my neighbor, and punch him? Because aside from being super rude to his neighbors who are trying to do their afternoon prayers, HE SHOULDN'T PUNCH MY FRIENDS UNLESS HE WANTS TO GET PUNCHED BY ME. This isn't okay!!!
UGH. Please just handle it because I am going to smash him if you don't.
text; un: slothbaby
UGH. Please just handle it because I am going to smash him if you don't.